They Walk Among Us

IDIOT SIGHTING: I work at a local Casino in security. We recently held a fire drill and set off smoke at a location in the casino. People refused to leave their slot machines even while smoke was curling around them. Do these people have a problem or what?

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on a local road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My girlfriend went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. And he was a chef!

IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask”.

IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged person next to me asked if I new what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer

IDIOT SIGHTING: I know an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. She works at a local hospital no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING: Friends of mine arrived at an automobile dealership topick up their car; they were told the keys had been locked in it. They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As they watched from the passenger side, they instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," they announced to the technician, "its open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." This was at the Ford dealership.

......and they walk among us ... and REPRODUCE

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